Reason #5,378 I need to leave Iraq

October 24th, 2009

- Wishing for pain so you get to spend extra time with the cute doctor.   I got my teeth cleaned this week.  The dentist told me my teeth were perfect and I took excellent care of them.  I smiled and said “thanks,” but was secretly hoping he’d find something – a cavity, need for a root canal – so he could give me some extra attention.  Unfortunately, Dr. McHottie just told me my teeth were beautiful and sent me on my way.  I have to get out of here.  At the point you’re praying for an ailment to get some attention from a cute guy, you know it’s time to go.

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